Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Shoe

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"

7 year old getting married

Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.

One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".

Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).

Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."

Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"

Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"

Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"

kids are forever cute.

Custody of the Child

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

0.O diao... oh yeah, u have done men proud!

Monday, September 10, 2007

hm... here to blog about a movie call 1408.

Its a movie about horror, about thriller, about human fear, about emotions.

brilliant movie. basically my ideal horror movie/story must have an element of thriller into it but not a sudden 1. slow pacing and ever building horror.

I can compare with 1 movie which is at the opposite end. THE MAID. that was a stupid freaking horror movie that waste my money. that type of movie is like, oh .... they live happily ever after THEN some ugly freaking """"ghost""""" appear with a loud sound. MA DE! I ALSO CAN MAKE THIS KIND OF MOVIE. moreover, i can watch over the net for FREE. waste my money. and basically this show is like this and there's no fear but only shock. I remember i scolded MA DA loud inside the cinema. hahaz. but no 1 can see my face, den zhi wen at the opposite end say yongcheng is scared by it. scared, yes scared, a ugly scared by ugly scene.

1408 is different. it shows a arrogant/over confident man who is a non-believer of paranormal things. he insisted to checked into a room, 1408, despite warnings from the manager of the 56 unnatural deaths inculding a man drowned(not chocked) by soup. diao. the manager even gave him a bottle of wine to persuade him not to check into that room but unsuccessful. nobody stay in that room for more than an hour.

so he check in. took out a voice recorder and record what he experience in the room. from atmosphere to the paintings of the room. he suspect the hotel purposely scare people off from the room. slowly, first incident happen. den the second. so he suspect someone is in the room making those happen. he tried to search for people but he is alone. (gentle slope to fear)

den 1 more paranormal thing happen, the digital(small rectangluar like digital alarm clock) radio went mad. and switch channel here and there until it starts to count down for 1 hr. he pulled the plug out and it still work! he den recall nobody manage to stay for an hour. so he switch on the tv and more and more paranormal things started to happen. (we can feel the fear in him). He gave up, pick up the phone and call wanted to check up. U will Notice the amount of fear in the once a arrogant/over confident person to admit defeat.

sadly, the show/room does not allow him to. 1hr of constant experience of fear. he was really tired, mad and wanted to give up.

FINALLY 1 hr up. YEAH. but the radio/clock reset it's coutdown to 1 hr again. he was back to where he started in the room. HAHAZ. SIAN DIAO. wad to do? now, he seems like a pro. sit on the chair, dun care for anything. rest. the phone rang(if i dun rmb wrongly) told him there's a express checkout. which is death. and he seems to consider it but in the end he decided to die with the room. burn it down with his bottle of wine and lighter.

he sit down, watch the flame and laugh. this is not the ending, it wun be so guai lan. but i wun say the ending.

basically what i said is the story itself. this story truely bring someone to experience the fear, the loneliness, the fact that u can do nothing but to suffer. beautiful movie.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Hm... Looking back, i found out a person being academic incline may not be the one who always succeed in life. Comparing the a less academic incline ppl, some of them are just not interested in facts and study or maybe they just have no gene of studying. that's the only difference better them. They may be interested in other things and they may not be any where less determine than those being more academic incline ppl. But these people may be more easily being discourage than the ppl who is more academic incline. This is where the need of confident is required. the need of them to excel in their talent, the need for the school to develop this lifeskill. but not just aiming to improve on their studies. Sad to say, this is what not i see in most schools. Does teachers know what is their students' talent? I doubt so. Anyway, that will increase the increasing workload of the teachers. I also dun wan to see that. So how? Balance... Hope to see teachers under the department of welfare/interest group/ what ever department that develops students lifeskill to do more into in. How i hope to see a wide range of talents instead of just professors in our country.

Den i can look forward to Singapore dramas instead of Hong Kong 1. lol. <--- this is the main point of this post coz i seriously not interested in Singapore dramas.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

18 years old. old or young? at least not old enough to go back to my past schools to wish and thank the teachers again. When i got there, look around and realized the bonding between my sec school is not JSS and Me. But the people who were walking with me and guilding me for all the 4 years. They are my frens and teachers. After that, whatever things happen to JSS seems unrelated to me. this is bad. maybe have a sense of honour or anything. Dun worry, if i were to recommend a school to pri school, it will still be Jurong.

"After that, whatever things happen to JSS seems unrelated to me" sounds sad isnt it.
but it's true and have to accept it. Maybe this is a process of getting old. The older a person get, the more the person is willing to let go. since it's past, no point holding to it but to keep as memories.

I have 2 ideas for JSS. maybe because in the past i just love coming out with ideas for improvement and that is who i am. frist is for my CCA. watch some survivors skills in Discovery channel/ Nat Geo. It's interesting and i believe it would be great to introduce to NCC. it's relavent, useful and interesting. How would one know that you have to shout, do actions to make urself big and visible if you encounter a lion. That's ridiculous but it is true. Lions are naturally chaser and if u run, u are dead. in short "If you encounter a lion, do not run. Face the lion and slowly back away leaving an escape route. You should also try to appear larger by waiving your arms over your head. You may also throw rocks and sticks as long as you can avoid crouching down." cool? i think it is. another interesting thing i know is to make a compass using just or using your watch. cool? hahaz. ok enough of that.

next is for the school. since jss is a future school, i think can try online teaching. NP is doin that in 1 of the day. and it's quite cool. it's just discussion online about question and answer. simple and easy. maybe in some days, some class can have this. either full day or half day. i was like listening to music and having lesson. in the meantime, using the net to search for information and stuff.


oh ya. still got 1 thing. GIVE THE STUDENTS A CHANCE TO FILM SHORT CLIPS/ OWN MOVIE. that's for my own personal interest. HAHA.

k. that's all for today.



Boring.......................................................

Slacking may not be a good option in many choices too. cause there's an element of boringness.

slack and slack and slack until i think many things. my purpose of live is to be meaningful and enjoyable. but apparately it's not now. where should i spend my time in. I considering script writing. how i wish to tell a beautiful story. But I'm lazy. Gosh! even replying a lecturer call takes a lot of effort. from 10am today to now. i had not return the call yet. think have to do it tml ba.

80 years more to go. not long nor not short. What do i want to do? I notice i started failing to plan le and failing to plan is planning to fail. anyway saw Mr. Toh last Friday. Unlike when i'm sec 4. plan up to my great great grandchildren generation. well, what happen? slack + laziness. i think i can score A for this. hahaz

so what do you want in the next 80 years to come?

comfort? fun? romance or work?

for me, is ALL. ambitious, greedy whatever.


haiz. dunno wad to say liao . next topic.


o.O long time since i posted

nothing new to me. hahaz. blogging consist of writing and writing consist of ENGLISH.

Recently, i was being chased out of home =(. guess who did it. It's not my mum, my dad, my relatives but myself. or i shall push the blame to starhub. go freaking cancel all the services. NO TV NO INTERNET. what to do? sit down and rot! tmd! so i leave home to darren house.

Reached his house, cant connect to his wireless. till now i still dun understand why i cannot connect. suayed. den his laptop can. Fine, next stop is to Ernest house. HAHA.

If u r reading, u better thank me again! arranged to meet ernest at Jp. called him and then A GIRL PICK UP A PHONE. somemore the voice like 30+ years old de voice. I WAS THINKING WHAT ARE YOU DOING ERNEST?
but this call save ur life. the lady say is this hp mine? den reply it's my fren. saw ernest searching his bag when i approach him. muahahahahahahahaha.
lucky this lady is nice, else haiz. nth to say

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馬勇程
Bay YongCheng
aka Masterbay, Sleeping King, Slacker
17.11.1989

馬/ma : horse; surname
勇/yong: brave
程/cheng: rule; order; regulations; formula; journey; procedure; sequence

Meaning of my name: brave journey!
Brave Rule/order/regulations/procedure -> NO WAY

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If you wander off too far, my love will get you home.
If you follow the wrong star, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.

If the bright lights blinds your eyes, my love will get you home.
If your troubles break your stride, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.

If you ever feel ashame, my love will get you home.
If its only you to blame, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home

If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home

Boy, my love will get you home
Boy, my love will get you home